The panda, having been on the trail for some time, gulped down the sandwich and washed it down with the beer. Then he pulled out his six-shooter and plugged the piano player right between the eyes.
The panda holstered his gun and began to leave. The bartender pulled his shotgun out from under the bar and yelled, "What's the big idea?"
The bear slowly turned and said, "Well, what did you expect?"
"I sure didn't expect you to shoot my piano player!" the bartender yelled. "Good help is hard to find, and besides... you still owe me for the lunch."
"I'm a PANDA", replied the bear, "look it up." And with that, he left.
The bartender was too amazed to do anything. He put his shotgun on the bar, reached down, pulled out his dictionary and turned to the entry for "Panda".
"PANDA" n. A large bear-like animal of the mountains of China and Tibet, with distinctive, white and black markings. Eats shoots and leaves."